Noname

03/08/2019 11:01
I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
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WolfHats 03/09/2019 17:28
*sniffles* so inspirng... i want to be a carrot too....
Awkward__Artist 03/08/2019 23:25
You truely are the greatest inspirtation this world has ever seen.
firehorsegirl 03/08/2019 11:02
carrot top ruru
AThornBush 03/08/2019 11:02
i think draven would find that arousing in some way tbh